happy september 19th

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Okay, guys. I know pirates are no longer cool, have not been cool for quite a few years in fact. But I made a solemn vow to post this once a year, and I failed last year, and I will not fail again. BEHOLD THE BEST SET OF PIRATE JOKES EVER.

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[aris_tgd]

Heee, you could also say "ARRRchilochus" for the lyric poet one, but yes.

Also:

Q. What's a pirate's favorite element?
A. Gold.

[vass]

Hey, happy birthday!