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some_stars) wrote2020-07-05 01:10 pm
some_stars) wrote2020-07-05 01:10 pm
Entry tags:
FIC: caveat emptor (The Witcher, Geralt/Jaskier/Yennefer)
caveat emptor (3453 words) by some_stars
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Witcher (TV)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion/Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg
Characters: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Jaskier | Dandelion, Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg
Additional Tags: Bondage, Rope Bondage, bondage gone magically wrong, Comedy, a lot of non-sexual pee talk
Summary:
I was thinking about writing a sequel to "warm you like the sunshine" involving elaborate and very sexy rope bondage, and then I stumbled across this Oglaf comic (NSFW) and it all just went completely off the rails.
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Witcher (TV)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion/Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg
Characters: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Jaskier | Dandelion, Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg
Additional Tags: Bondage, Rope Bondage, bondage gone magically wrong, Comedy, a lot of non-sexual pee talk
Summary:
The ambiance was the perfect blend of seedy and cheerful, which also accurately described the middle-aged woman who approached him with a broad smile as he stood there looking around. "Welcome to Tabitha's House of Pleasure!" she exclaimed. "What can I help you find today?"
"To be honest," Jaskier said, "I came in looking for rope."
(In which Jaskier buys some enchanted rope to use on Geralt, and Shenanigans Ensue.)
I was thinking about writing a sequel to "warm you like the sunshine" involving elaborate and very sexy rope bondage, and then I stumbled across this Oglaf comic (NSFW) and it all just went completely off the rails.