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some_stars) wrote2012-04-05 11:40 pm
some_stars) wrote2012-04-05 11:40 pm
eta: now with more community sex thoughts
drinking vinho verde from the bottle, rewatching Community where everyone is SO PRETTY (seriously I had to rewatch a whole scene earlier because I was distracted from the words the first time by how compactly yet perfectly Abed fills out his jeans), don't have to get up until 9:30 tomorrow. my life is the best. how's yours?
eta: oh, i just watched the episode with the pen where all the guys take off their clothes. do that more, community. and not just jeff either. although i do find it charming when jeff gets gratuitously less clothed because it's such obvious and cheerful fanservice. just, you know. serve me troy and abed too! they're also sex objects! ...and speaking of sex objects, time to revisit my mental AU where the end of Modern Warfare, with the Die Hard pastiche, is shirley and not jeff. dirty sweaty tank top and big gun and crazy eyes and all. yes.
also i really enjoyed the moment in the pen episode where annie started stripping, and yeah, there were some sex jokes from the bystanders, but the main action was her and jeff and britta stripping fiercely and the directing, the acting for all three of them was completely nonsexual. i actually believed that even jeff wasn't thinking about that at all. it was a great moment and allowed me to actually enjoy annie's hotness for once because it wasn't being creepified.
also also, that is a threesome i hadn't considered yet. i don't know if it would appeal to me without wine, but i do love britta/annie, and i have grown to love britta/jeff as the show has admitted how completely and wildly dysfunctional and awful it is/they are. annie/jeff is ULTRA GROSS but maybe this could redeem it. alternately, they could just have adventures where they get accidentally naked for purely practical reasons and forget to think about sex the whole time. and then shirley could butch up and be my lady forever, and also troy/abed. the end.
eta2: not the end, this is the end: I want Community sex pollen. (minus Pierce OBVIOUSLY, ugh, just adding that disclaimer makes me feel gross.) it's a perfect setup--they're always in that one small and easily-contained room, there are six of them with an even gender balance, they're all hot and awesome. how is this not already a whole genre?
eta: oh, i just watched the episode with the pen where all the guys take off their clothes. do that more, community. and not just jeff either. although i do find it charming when jeff gets gratuitously less clothed because it's such obvious and cheerful fanservice. just, you know. serve me troy and abed too! they're also sex objects! ...and speaking of sex objects, time to revisit my mental AU where the end of Modern Warfare, with the Die Hard pastiche, is shirley and not jeff. dirty sweaty tank top and big gun and crazy eyes and all. yes.
also i really enjoyed the moment in the pen episode where annie started stripping, and yeah, there were some sex jokes from the bystanders, but the main action was her and jeff and britta stripping fiercely and the directing, the acting for all three of them was completely nonsexual. i actually believed that even jeff wasn't thinking about that at all. it was a great moment and allowed me to actually enjoy annie's hotness for once because it wasn't being creepified.
also also, that is a threesome i hadn't considered yet. i don't know if it would appeal to me without wine, but i do love britta/annie, and i have grown to love britta/jeff as the show has admitted how completely and wildly dysfunctional and awful it is/they are. annie/jeff is ULTRA GROSS but maybe this could redeem it. alternately, they could just have adventures where they get accidentally naked for purely practical reasons and forget to think about sex the whole time. and then shirley could butch up and be my lady forever, and also troy/abed. the end.
eta2: not the end, this is the end: I want Community sex pollen. (minus Pierce OBVIOUSLY, ugh, just adding that disclaimer makes me feel gross.) it's a perfect setup--they're always in that one small and easily-contained room, there are six of them with an even gender balance, they're all hot and awesome. how is this not already a whole genre?