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So Lane Bryant used to send me those huge discount coupons (like $50 off $150) allll the time, like monthly, and I didn't use them, and now ALL my jeans have holes in unfashionable places and I have no coupon and not much money and literally nowhere else in the world to buy jeans that sort of vaguely fit. Might anyone have one they could spare?