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There's no possible plausible way I can write Charles Xavier keeping a box of condoms in the kitchen of his childhood home, is there? It would just make flowcharting all these sex acts so much easier if I didn't have to keep careful track of who's done anal yet and who hasn't. --then again, they're using vegetable oil for lube so I guess that's a dead end regardless. OH WELL, this orgy scene will have 75% less oral than hoped for, the world will continue to turn. Fandom needs more frottage anyway. And everyone can always go down on Raven some more!

OKAY. The section of my notes file with the heading "CAREFUL GANGBANG PLANNING" has gone from first kiss (#0) to final passing out (#6). All the numbers are full of schmoop and holding hands and tender stroking of people's hair and faces. All the fucking has been fully choreographed for all parties involved. Tomorrow, it gets written. It will be the most outstanding work of genius of my entire fandom career.

amusing fandom moment: while idly pondering the pairings I'd list when posting this, I thought absently that, well, it's basically all-permutations-of-all-five and then shakes out into Raven/Hank and Charles/Erik at the end, so I'll just list the gangbang and then "background canon pairings." And then I remembered--oh, right, Charles and Erik aren't ACTUALLY boyfriends in the actual movie. Because, you know. I had forgotten.

(That may make this sound like a really sad story but I swear it's not. It's just about friendship, is all. And about how gangbanging Alex brings the other two couples closer together and helps Alex feel loved non-romantically, which is really what he needs more than another romance while still tangled up in grief for the last one. Yes, there's past Alex/Darwin too, because that IS canon and I will not hear otherwise.)