Crossposts:

http://some-stars.livejournal.com/2247307.html

Okay, I realize I just complained about this, but now I'm a third of the way through the second season and I genuinely don't understand how there can be no Happy Endings fic, or rather very little fic and no porn. Is it just that nobody watches it? Because I searched Delicious too and there's just nothing. And I get why there wouldn't be much--it's a sitcom, no genre and no melodrama, and there's weird gender policing stuff and everybody's sexuality is pretty ferociously defined in the way comedies do (a phenomenon on which I have slightly more to say, but I haven't decided if it needs a sentence or a post), and none of the main cast really leap out at you as major pairings. But nothing? I mean, Max. If I could write, I would write literally an entire Kink Bingo card about him, and if he were real and even a tiny bit bisexual I'd do him. Plus Jane is canonically bi and Brad is delightful (edit: and they have a sex toy drawer!), so there's your threesome setup right there, F/F/M or M/F/M as you please. And Penny would be great with Alex, and also did I mention Max? I'm incredibly attracted to Max. He is the final brick in my wall of giving up and admitting I'm bi. Because I would do him.

Like, there is a LOT about this show to criticize, I wouldn't wholeheartedly rec it, but...you can write some serious porn about these people. Serious, hilarious porn. And yet no one has, and I am saddened.